The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics and Ringtones

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This is a song titled "3-Way (The Golden Rule)" by American comedy troupe, The Lonely Island. It features Justin Timberlake and the multi-platinum songstress, Lady Gaga. Like most of their previous tracks, the music video for the song features just as much hilarity as the lyrics. Here, it features Andy Samberg and Timberlake reprising their roles as a faux 1990s R&B duo previously seen in "Dick in a Box" and "Motherlover" foraying into a threesome with a girl (Gaga).

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Yeah
Backin' that ass

Your mom says "Hi" — Jinx!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Repeat a few times]

Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Pay-less
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots

Well let's help them back
Let's handle that
In two-to-six hours,
We'll meet back here and regroup

Now let's shoop

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
And she sang

Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together
She forgot about the golden rule — a huh huh

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Fellas. Get ready.
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick, go!
Helicopter dick.
Helicopter dick
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick

Well
And all of that was OK
Cause it was in a three-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom)
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Maybe two is enough
That's what they'll say
But we'll say, "Hell no! "
One, two, three-way

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The golden rule

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The Lonely Island - Mama Lyrics and Ringtones

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As a tribute to moms everywhere, The Lonely Island has taken us through their latest song "Mama", another official track off their latest second studio album 'Turtleneck & Chain' released today, May 10, 2011. The album also features vocals from Akon, Justin Timberlake, Snoop Dogg, Rihanna, Michael Bolton, Beck, Nicki Minaj and Santigold.

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This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
It's time to pay some respect
I hope you proud of us
'Cause we're proud of you

Mama!
You raised me right
Mama!
Showed me the light
Mama!
Through pain and strife
Mama!
You gave us life

When I fell down you were there to pick me up
When I felt bad you were there to build me up
Gave everything you had in the world to me
And you made me the man I'm supposed to be

Jane, even though I don't say it often enough
I appreciate everything you did for us
Never take you for granted 'cause it ain't hard to see
The best parts of you are now a part of me

Ah Mama

And when it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down...

[Mom]Hi boys, who wants a snack?
[Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE'RE IN THE STUDIO!
[Jorma] OH MY GOD!
[Mom] Just checking on my guys!
[Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE!
[Andy] WE'RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT!
[Mom] Oooohhh!
[Andy] JUST LEAVE!
[Mom] Okie doke
[Jorma] GO! GO!
[Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM!

Yeah my one true love, my heart, my ma
Show her respect in the form of this song
So when life gets hard and it makes you cry
I'll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye

My mom's my number one fan, my best friend
And I'll never disrespect...

*Door opens*
[Jorma] MOM!

[Mom] I know you said you were'nt hungry, but I made ants on a log
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT
[Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO!
[Mom] So how's your mp3junkyard.blogspot.com little club going?
[Andy] IT'S NOT A CLUB!
[Jorma] IT'S A RAP GROUP!
[Mom] Well I'll leave these here and eat them if you...
[Jorma] FINE!
[Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM!

She's an angel on earth with invisible wings
I put no one above in summer, winter or spring, or fall...

*Door opens*
[Mom] Have you guys seen the remote?
[Andy] OH MY GOD!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
[Andy] f-ck YOU MOM!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
*window smashes*
[Mom] Watch it
[Andy] I HOPE YOU f-ckING DIE!

Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom
You got a a gun going bullet 'cause you will never see harm...

*Door opens*
[Mom] Nevermind, I found it
*They all scream/shout/gl-ss smashes*
['Dale'] Laura, everything ok?
[Andy] SHUT THE f-ck UP DALE!
[Jorma] SHUT UP!
[Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale
[Andy] f-ck DALE!
[Jorma] f-ck DALE!
[Andy] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE s-x WITH THAT GUY!

This goes out to all the mamas
Trying to protect their kids from drama
Love was your goal to bring(?)
No matter what they say, you're beautifull

So push them lighters in the sky
Wave 'em back from side to side
And if you feel lost and alone
Let our voices guide you home

[Mom] Is something burning down there?
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT NOW!

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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain Lyrics and Ringtones

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The Lonely Island, an American comedy troupe has came out with a brand new song "Turtleneck & Chain" featuring Snoop Dogg. The song will be another track off their upcoming second studio album 'Turtleneck & Chain' expected to be released on May 10, 2011. The group is currently based in New York City, where they are currently working on Saturday Night Live (SNL).

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My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone

Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it

The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said f-ck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that b-tches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On mp3junkyard.blogspot.com my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

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