Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Lyrics and Ringtones

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This is awesome! Introducing a hot new Christmas song titled "X-M@$" performed by lead vocalist and songwriter of American heavy metal bands Slipknot and Stone Sour, Corey Taylor. Proceeds from the song will help benefit the Teenage Cancer Trust. This song should sooo be xmas number 1. Gonna buy this one for sure!

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Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
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Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherf-ckers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are f-cking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
Before we spend it all on f-cking toys.
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So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go f-ck yourself!
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the f-ck alone.
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MERRY F-CKING CHRISTMAS!